tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

(via cuntakinte)


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goldenturdtwopointoh:

STOP
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday

422,034 notes · reblog · 1 week ago

clessert:

it’s not you, its your eyebrows

(via runfuckerrun)


164,458 notes · reblog · 1 week ago
men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches

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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via thats-so-meme)


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evancrossing:

You:

image

Me:

image

(via ruinedchildhood)


52,536 notes · reblog · 1 week ago