communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

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ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

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phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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thenemeton:

boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce. ur genetic line is over bub. one well placed stiletto and u are getting shitty half-assed boners and no babies 4 life. who has the power son. who owns u. girls own u. i own u punk. sit down

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vogue-is-viral:

Anthony Vaccarello x Versus Versace S/S 2015

funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

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goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

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gaga-made-me-gay:

dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

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yes

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